Will Smith wants to be President of the United States and I’d bet anything it will happen…just think, if people were dumb enough to believe the bullshit Barack Obama spouted during his campaign those same people probably believe that Will Smith has single handedly saved our planet from aliens on more than one occaision.
“OK fellas, feel free to ask. And, if you so choose, feel free to tell as well.”
Oh, by the way, if you think our troops will be completely out of Iraq by August then I would love to know how you are managing to read this website with your head so far up your own ass.
“I tried to sign with some other international teams like in Italy and Spain and Europe and Germany, but it turns out they had all read stories about how I hate coaches and passing and practice. But I guess they censor the press in China and since all articles written about me include at least one person calling me an “asshole” they couldn’t print any of them over there. Anyway, I am really excited to play there. I love Chinese food and I love electronics. Plus, I’ll be able visit the sweatshops where they make my shoes. Now, if you don’t mind I’ve gotta get going, I’m going live on uStream in 10 minutes where I’m going to dress up a live chicken like Mike D’Antoni and then bite its head off and cover my face in it’s blood. Peace to all my slant eyed fans in China, I’ll see all yall rice eaters soon. Word Aaaap!
Literally my favorite thing to do in life is put the words “Police” & “Fail” into YouTube and enjoy the results. Here are a few of my latest favorites.
“It jumped out of gear”…Yeah, because cars do that.
“That was one of your boys“…ah rookie cops, like regular cops except somehow even dumber.
If that’s what you’re looking for in a blog, well than I’ve got good news for you. I recently started a basketball blog. It’s called Bob Cousy’s Lisp and if you like the kind of stuff you find here at JoePraino.com, but also love the NBA than I highly recommend you check it out.
Here’s some video of a D.C. police officer who pulls his gun on a crowd after his Hummer, yes his Hummer, gets hit with a snowball.
In related news, on Friday night my girlfriend and I each got $100 tickets from two of the NYPD’s finest dreamkillers after sharing a swipe of my Metrocard. What’s my point? Simply that cops hate fun, they hate the holidays, they hate Santa Claus, they hate Jesus and God, they hate happiness, they hate peace, they hate you and they definitely hate me. I’m sure there is a few good cops out there in the world, just like there are a few Hollywood actors over 5′7″, but as a general rule if you see a cop looking at you it’s because he (or god forbid she) is trying to figure out how to ruin your day.
I ask because if man-whoring and an addiction to painkillers is worthy of a Nike sponsorship than I think it’s about time they call me about developing my signature shoe.